Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Stop me if you heard this one...

DEA officers stop at a ranch, and He tells the Old Rancher, "I need to inspect your land for the vicious drug known as Marijuana."

"Okay , but don't go in that field over there,"

The Officer explodes, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me! See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish!! No questions asked!!! Do I make myself clear?"

The Old Rancher, apologizes, and goes about his chores.

A short time later, the Rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the Rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull:

With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified! The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....
" Your badge. Show him your BADGE !"

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