Monday, September 27, 2010

Oldie, but Goodie

Researching Tron stuff for a Threadless Tshirt challenge, and came across this. just wanted to share, because it made me smile.

Sunday, September 26, 2010

"Nice Blue Jean Shorts!"

Okay, so my friend always makes fun of me for wearing blue jean shorts. I would lie and say that I love em (well I kinda do) but truth is I found a style back in the day and, if you’re lazy, once you find a style you like you stick with in. even when it goes out of style (good thing I never tried parachute pants) Well at least I’m comfortable…. Right?

Well in an effort to kick this style I am giving away a Green Reefer comic with every order starting now, until the end of November 2010. All you have to do is write ‘Blue Jean Shorts suck’ or “ I love Blue Jean Shorts’, or just write “Blue Jean shorts” with the order, and this applies to anything at the 420 CafĂ©. You can order the stickers or lighter, tell me your thoughts on blue jean shorts, and I'll give you a free copy of the Green Reefer comic book.
Blaze on

Friday, September 24, 2010

The Happy Hippie

At the 2010 Treating Yourself Expo I was lucky enough to meet the talented cartoonist, Georgia Peschel. She is the artist on very funny cartoon "The Happy Hippie". You have to check it out click here, and if you're familiar with Treating Yourself Magazine, then you have seen her strip in every issue. She showed me awesome Canadian hospitality, and made me feel so welcome in her Province . Thank you Georgia, hopefully I can return the favor. I think I have an idea for a Green Reefer strip you might like!

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Beer is a Hell of a drug

"To all my fans that I've let down. I just want to apologise." Said Six-Pack. This coming after the "Naked pictures of him sent to beautiful women via the Internet scandal' that rocked the business world yesterday. "I was drunk when I did those awful things [that poor cat] I love beer. I love the way it tastes. I like to swish it around in my mouth. I love how it makes me feel. except when I drink too much. That night I drank to much. Beer is a hell of a drug."

Above: Six-Pack accuses Boulet as being a trigger for his recent drinking problems.

"To all my fans, I apologise. No harm no foul, right? Great. Now lets get drunk! First rounds on you!"

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Apologies to the women Six-Pack was sending naked pictures too

Recently I was made aware that Six-Pack had been using the internet to send naked pictures of himself to a long list of women. I want to apologise to everyone who was forced to see Six-Pack in those awkward poses, absolutely tasteless. I had to throw away that couch, and get a new cat. Also upon reading this you have waved The Green Reefer dot com of any legal issues from trama you may have suffered. So I apologise to

All of the "Ms. High Times" since 2003

Anna Kournikova

Kari Bryon, The Hot Girl on MythBusters

the two MythBusters (who acciddently recieved the pics intended for Kari)

Erykah Badu

Arcee, from the animated Transformers Movie

Meital Dohan from "Weeds"

ALL The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders

and Sarah Palin.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Green Reefer Motto

Well, we've been busy over here at The Green Reefer (some of us), working on Part 3 Of "The Movie". Here is a quick glimpse into what you can expect. Typical Green Reefer. Boulet is of course upset.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Reporting on subjects that MATTER TO YOU!

And now series one of the Green Reefer’s hard in depth reporting on subjects that matter most to you!

Punisher movie Vs Punisher movie Vs Punisher movie!

After watching Punisher: WarZone, the latest in the Punisher Film, which Ray Stevenson plays Frank Castle, I thought that this time they nailed the Frank Castle/Punisher character. The slick back hair, full body armor had the look of the Tim Bradstreet comics (They end up fighting in the Bradstreet hotel. Was that a shout out?). I didn’t even mind the faded skull, which looked kinda cool. Damn good job on the character, and violence galore. But another bad script. He battles the Jigsaw, which was kinda cool except for his “brother” who was more annoying than anything. Lonely Bin Jim. Come on. This one sticks closer to the comics, with Jigsaw, and Microchip.

I don’t even remember the annoying Thomas Jane Punisher. It was based on a comic Welcome Back, Frank. The three annoying apartment neighbors completely destroy the film. The battle between the Russian and Frank was awesome, and the only good thing in the film. I love that scene, but even Travolta bombed as the bad guy, and ends up getting dragged behind a car that blows up. I think I remember a scene about him telling Frank he killed his sons, both of them. Once again story kills it.

All right, the all mighty first Punisher film with Dolph Lundgren. This is also a bad film, BUT this is the BEST Punisher film despite Dolph not sporting the Punsiher skull, and driving his bike in the sewer (only ninja turtles can do that!) , and Punisher Skull knifes.

If they make a forth, and I hope they do, I will make sure I see it. They got pretty close with Warzone so I think one more try and it’ll be a home run- it’s a numbers game.

The Punisher1989- #1 Punisher movie. Because story is most tolerable.
The Punisher 2004- Worst Punisher movie.
The Punisher- Warzone 2008- they nailed the character but story was still wack.

Why aren’t you smoking weed?

Oh yeah, I forgot about that cool scene in the end of WarZone where the lights go out and it says Punisher Saves.

Please let me know if this information EVER becomes useful to you.

Friday, September 10, 2010

Just broke my Ebay Cherry

All right, My first product to be sold on ebay is my hit God's Plant Tee. You can order one off ebay hereCheck Spelling or you can buy from the Green Reefer direct (which is recommend cause more of the money can go into buying weed, and He'll give each package a little kiss)

Prop 19 4 420 4 EVEA!!

We're getting closer and closer to Nov, where California will vote on legalization of Marijuana. Check out Prop.19. I just submitted the Green Reefer strip for this momentous event to one of my publishers, NUG MAG it will be in the October issue, and I will post it on the Reefer website, if I can remember. I'll be in a haze of weed smoke by then, and nothing can stop us now! HAHAAHHAHAHAH!!! *cough* *cough* ...AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!! Hey
puff puff pass! Don't break the cypher.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Go ahead, you can smoke that here.

I just wanna give a shout out to “J.C” at Twin Peaks. She was cute and awesome. Once we begin to talk about bud (as all my conversations end up) she brought out her one hitter, and I sampled the strain on the outside patio. It’s funny how marijuana unites people. It was a nice high quality strain, and when I commented her on it. She smiled, like “of course.” I returned the favor by putting her in the drawing I was working on. The next time I need a beer, I think I already know where I will be going.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Stop me if you heard this one...

DEA officers stop at a ranch, and He tells the Old Rancher, "I need to inspect your land for the vicious drug known as Marijuana."

"Okay , but don't go in that field over there,"

The Officer explodes, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me! See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish!! No questions asked!!! Do I make myself clear?"

The Old Rancher, apologizes, and goes about his chores.

A short time later, the Rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the Rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull:

With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified! The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....
" Your badge. Show him your BADGE !"