Before I go

(sung to the tune of John Denver's Leaving on a Jet Plane)

I'm Leaving on a GreyHound Bus,

Going to Toronto for the Treating Yourself Expo

Don't know when I'll be back again.

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Also here is a short list of things that Six-Pack says man created that maybe he shouldn't have

Money

Marriage

Godzilla

MC Hammer pants