Oh man, too much beer drinking lately. My liver screams at me to stop, but I just tell it to shut up. El Cheapo is my favorite beer. Right now I’m chilling, but am told I must post a blog to show off our new blog icons. I look good, I always look good (except when that bastard Boulet draws me. I think he has vendetta against me just cause I messed around with his sister. I don’t know what his problem is. She wasn’t that cute, and she turned out to be a crazy stalker! It really sucks trying to fight crime with an ugly crazy ex-girlfriend stalking you. She would always be jumping out of shadows, scaring me-
[Six-Pack engages conversation with Boulet]
Yes. Uh huh! Whatever man, I may not “technically” fight crime like other superheroes, but I do my share of good in this city. Whatever you say- you don’t know what you’re talking about.
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SIDEKICK?! You know what buddy this interview is over! Kiss this!
[Six-Pack points at his rear]
That’s right, kiss it! I’m out of here!
[Six-Pack rips off an imaginary microphone from his chest and throws it to the ground.]
Yeah right back at you Boulet! SIX-PACK OUT!!!!